spidy 

A sexual act in which a man pulls out, cums in his hand, and throws it in the girls face in a fashion similar to spiderman shooting webs.

My girlfriend likes it when i cum on her face, so i think i'm going to spidy her tonight

spidy by BH Steamer September 26, 2006

Spidy 

“Fudu Banda”

Hey, do you know he is such a shitty person?
What do you mean?
He is a spidy.
Oh! is he, wait, you can tell that from the face

Spidy by Shrekbir-cloud April 26, 2021

spidy chug 

The act of going off a rope swing with ur feet above you (looking like spiderman) holding on with only one hand, chugging a beer with the free hand while swinging to the water. Preferably a natty light

That was the best spidy chug I've ever seen! He drank the whole beer before he hit the water.

spidy chug by Myke Litoris August 9, 2015

spidy cum 

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

spidy cum by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

Spidy Milk

Milk from adorable spiders, fed to even more adorable baby spiders. It was discovered by Uzi and Babs while researching Lucas the Spider.

Oi wots oll this spidy milk then?

Spidy Milk by CoccyMilker December 14, 2020

Spider-Man: no way home 

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?

junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

Spider-Man: no way home by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Spider Cuz 

The hood version of Spider-Man from Brooklyn

As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman

AYOOO YOU SEE THAT MF SPIDER CUZ POUR ONE OUT FOR POP SMOKE?!

Spider Cuz by EssexDelancey October 19, 2020