When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018