Spidey Punch

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Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

Spidey Punch by AssmanATX June 4, 2009

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Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.

Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job

Spider Punch by Marin3r January 10, 2008

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Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

Spider Punch by DMITCH November 22, 2007

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Spicey Panchani

A Hot Carl after a spicy curry.

I had a vindaloo from 'The Raj', and went home and gave me missus a right good Spicey Panchani.

Spicey Panchani by Helvelyn19 April 27, 2023

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Spicey Panchani

A Hot Carl after a spicy meal.

I had a vindaloo from 'The Raj', got home, and gave me missus a right good Spicey Panchani.

Spicey Panchani by Helvelyn19 April 27, 2023

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Spiderpunch

The most devastating punch commonly used by Dispatcher Jay Thompson. Readily capable of causing destruction and devastation to all those struck.

Jay struck Kevin with a wicked right punch in the face while shouting “Spiderpunch”

Spiderpunch by Manny Digs April 22, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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