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Spider Punch 

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
Spider Punch by Marin3r January 10, 2008
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Spider Punch 

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
Spider Punch by DMITCH November 22, 2007

snidepunching 

getting all smoochy with your partner
dad: Don't you go snidepunching with your girlfriend while your with her
Milo: i won't do that i promise
snidepunching by Milounknown August 8, 2022

spiderpunk 

spiderpunk is literally my husband guys
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026