Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

Spidey Dick by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

Spider Dick 

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

Spider Dick by captain turbo March 9, 2010

Spider Dick 

when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web

I love that i had spider dick last night

Spider Dick by defsbgr October 2, 2019

Caribbean Dick Spider 

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.

Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!

Caribbean Dick Spider by shafer r. May 25, 2008

Spiderdick 

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.

I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.

Spiderdick by Yoraesha August 17, 2017

Spiderdick 

When a girl you are banging has not had sex in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the dick by a spider.

I was with this girl the other night and she gave me Spiderdick!

Spiderdick by Crazyman4685 January 21, 2011

SpiderDick 

SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably

Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom

SpiderDick by WwOoRrDdSs October 7, 2018