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Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum
Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!
by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011
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Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.
-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!
by captain turbo March 9, 2010
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Spider Dick

when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web
by defsbgr October 2, 2019
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Caribbean Dick Spider

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.
Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!
by shafer r. May 25, 2008
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Spiderdick

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.
I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.
by Yoraesha August 17, 2017
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Spiderdick

When a girl you are banging has not had sex in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the dick by a spider.
I was with this girl the other night and she gave me Spiderdick!
by Crazyman4685 January 21, 2011
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SpiderDick

SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably
Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom
by WwOoRrDdSs October 7, 2018
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