cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 07, 2011

Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

by pussytoast69 August 02, 2011

Marshmallow Dick

A very pale, shaven penis with no veins and does not get red upon erection.

Brittani: "I would tottaly fuck malcom, I love his clean-cut marshmallow dick!

by pussytoast69 August 02, 2011

Shitaki Mama

Mainly referred to as an asian crack ho, usually female, or homosexual.

I've got 10 min's, 10 dollars, and a condom, where's a shitaki mama when you need one!

by pussytoast69 August 02, 2011