Spiderman sex

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Whilst wanking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. As soon as she sits bolt upright you cum into your wanking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. Hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. Thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, Spiderman.

The wife fell asleep early last night so we had Spiderman sex again.

Spiderman sex by theawesomewizard April 24, 2012

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Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

Sexy Spiderman by Nato22 November 26, 2007

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Sexy Spiderman

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

Sexy Spiderman by Nato22 December 9, 2008

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dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.

I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy

dangerous sexy spiderman by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018

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Spidermansexual

When you are attracted to Spider-Man because Marvel has ruined your standards and why would you go for anything less

Boy: Hey, Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

Spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020

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spidermansexual

When you are attracted only to Spider-Man because why would your standards be any lower?!

Boy: Hey, wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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