Whilst wanking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. As soon as she sits bolt upright you cum into your wanking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. Hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. Thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, Spiderman.
by theawesomewizard April 24, 2012
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by Nato22 November 26, 2007
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1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
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