2 definitions by Idothisforshitsandgiggles

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018
Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018