Spider Chin 

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.

Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.

Spider Chin by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010

chinese sea spider 

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

chinese sea spider by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

Spiderchild 

Someone who defined his name on urbandictionary so that he could talk about it on irc

<me> !urban bulldozer
<x> haha sir this command is ingenius
<x> !urban spiderchild
<Jenks> Someone who defined his name on urbandictionary so that he could talk about it on irc
<x> you bastard

Spiderchild by Spiderchildisnotbreakingurbanrules August 27, 2007

China slider 

Bat blood in solid state in the shape of a penis to be used as a dildo. Derived by pouring bat blood into a condom and freezing it. To be used on a girl till melted

"baby! I'm really enjoying this China slider. Go harder!"

China slider by Peoria July 29, 2022