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Spider's Web 

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.
"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."
Spider's Web by j7mc July 30, 2018
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Spiders Web 

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.
Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'
Spiders Web by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010

Spiders webbed 

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.
Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.
Spiders webbed by Beeds January 12, 2008