Urban Dictionary: spider's nest

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The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

by Pumpkin Smuggler August 10, 2009

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Spiders Nest

The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention

Damn! I couldn't walk for 2 hours because i had a Stage 3 Spiders Nest!

by SlipperyD November 14, 2013

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