Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.

"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

by Vicorin July 3, 2006

spicy brown mustard Sprayer

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth

John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

by conril sizzil July 20, 2020