Sphips

Sphincter Lips

I wiped my ass too hard this morning, and now I have bleeding sphips.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

guns and ships

What Lafayette (in Hamilton: The Musical) came back with.

Lafayette: I went to the French for more funds,
And came back with more guns and ships,
And so the balance shifts

by Itzyaboitheo February 4, 2017

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.

That douche was jumping ships just because they suck

by Fogol December 27, 2009

Shipsiding

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty

I love shipsiding myself.

by CBJacks April 24, 2014

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

Abandon All Ships

What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.

Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums

Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).

Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God

Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.

by electrojesus August 23, 2012

California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019