DcTurner's definitions

frankenstein

The manner of walking, adopted by a person who has just shit in their pants.

Oh no. I've just shit my pants. I'm gonna' have to Frankenstein it home now.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

harkonen

Taken from the selective breeding induced appearence of the 'Harkonen' race in Frank Herbert's "Dune", the word Harkonen refers to anyone with ginger hair.

Oh yeah, he's a nice enough guy, but I can't trust him. He's a Harkonen.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

cruts

A combination of the words 'crud' and 'nuts'.

awww Cruts...

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

Butter Chin

A very attractive woman, with a particularly big chin.

Oh yeah, she's nice enough, but she's a butterchin. (nice girl, but-her-chin).

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

Fonzies

Aids. HIV.

I don't feel too good today guys. I think I might have the fonzies... "eeeeeyyyyyds" (ala the fonz, with appropriate thumb gestures).

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

Sphips

Sphincter Lips

I wiped my ass too hard this morning, and now I have bleeding sphips.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003