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<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.
People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.
by Maccmedia May 31, 2007
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