Spezza

A name and an adjective used to define performance. To be a choke artist during clutch time.
To not perform to your potential regardless of the fact that you're supposed to be super talented.
The adjective derives from the NHL player Jason Spezza (19) of the Ottawa Senators who was completely shut down and was not able to take his game to the next level.

Jason spezza'd in the 2007 NHL playoffs.
Lebron spezza'd in the 2007 NBA finals
The Vancouver Canucks spezza'd in the 2007 Playoffs

Spezza by xvietbbboix October 21, 2007

Spezza Pass

When a hockey player swings the puck with their stick behind their back in the hopes of making some incredible passing play to their team-mate, and it instead goes tape-to-tape on the stick of the opposing player who is heading the other way. Usually results in a goal against or at the very least a strong scoring opportunity where the goalie has to save the day.

Note: A fancy attempt of tilting your wrist in the wrong direction can only be referred to as a 'Spezza Pass' if it results in the other team getting some kind of scoring opportunity.

Announcer: "And here comes Spezza across the line looking for the pass . . . what . . . the . . . *BLEEP* Did you see that Spezza Pass! AND THERE GOES OVECHKIN THE OTHER WAY! IN ON GOAL..."

Spezza Pass by DannyHeater April 15, 2010

Jason Spezza 

A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.

Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

Wow spezza what are you good for?

Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.

Jason Spezza by greenB April 28, 2010

spezzed 

to be shagged

“she was spezzed yesterday can u believe it!”

spezzed by chazhaz123 April 14, 2021

spezak 

Noun; (1) a residence; (2) home or apartment. Jive.

Sista, you want to come back to my spezak and slap some skin?

I am going to my spezak

spezak by Theotis Williams October 16, 2006

Spizzazy 

It means jazzy, colorful, bright except a lot more fun to say.

John Smith: Oh my gosh, look at that pizza with sprinkles on it! It looks so spizzazy!

Spizzazy by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

Spazzasaur

Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy

General Conversation with a Spazzasaur

Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)

Person1: ... what?

Spazzasaur by Jynxed April 24, 2009