Spertula 

A sperm-covered spatula. Usually used for cooking when one has been playing with it as a sex toy, but does not realize this.

"You know that's not a spatula, that's my Spertula."

Spertula by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

sperculation

Speaking charismatically, telling people what they want to hear also know as spitting game. This word was originally started by Chicago rap group U.H.B. (Torpedo Mac, Hi-Side And Prince Reno) around year 2000.

Tiara is fine as hell, how did dude get her?

I don't know, but his sperculation must have been on point.

sperculation by Torpedo Mac March 15, 2011

spermulate 

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."

Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face

spermulate by Terrence, Nigel May 30, 2006

Spermulate 

To spermulate, is to jizz your big volumtuous load.

I spermulated all over your grannys pussy last night. It was spermulicious.

Spermulate by Dense boner forest November 24, 2018

spermulation

1. (verb) To get a group of friends to pile on one person of the same or different gender, so as to symbolize sperm getting to an egg.

Originated by the men at USY HaNegev Encampment 2007.

Jake (to Josh, Jared, Elliott and Amy): Let's "spermulate" Steven!

All: Spermulation! Spermulation! Spermulation!

(They all proceed to pile on top of Steven)

spermulation by Steve RR March 12, 2008

spermulation

Spermulation, the krunktastic fabulous fantastic amazing process originally postulated by the Unmitigatedly Funkadelic Professor George Clinton, is the communication of funk through hyper-funkitized sperm, colored hot pink and glowing. Causes grooves to reverberate throughout nearby bodies and mass dancing and subsequent spermulation.

Spermulation 101:
Curve dat backbone as you swivel side-to-side
And in-between strokes you can add your slide!
Flam your fingers out or use your fists(For added discotizin' you can robotize yo' wrists)
I don't mean to instigate but change your direction and spermulate!

spermulation by Funkmasta Dubya September 19, 2005

Spermular 

A) of or relating to extreme manliness or manly awsomeness
B)of or relating to things orgasmic and especialy great in a way that can only be described by sex
C)relating to sperm or sperm like qualities

"his abs are quite spermular" "I think being penetrated by cucumbers is sooo spermular"

Spermular by daddydanglez December 10, 2009