Spermglary
When Maggie rapes Jakob Dylan and steals his ejaculate, she will be charged with first-degree spermglary.
Spermglary by blasme April 6, 2010
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Spermguard
A plastic cover over keyboards, rarely seen these days but frequently used in the past. Ostensibly used to prevent the keyboard's inner workings from exposure to dust or liquids, their primary use was to make sure the keys didn't get clogged with ejaculate.
I'm glad that I had a chance to take the spermguard off of the keyboard before they used the blacklight on my office, or otherwise I'd be fired for waxing the knob when I should have been filing TPS reports.
Spermguard by Philly Dan September 25, 2009
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Sperglary
A woman who takes sperm from a used condom and later inserts it into herself in an attempt to get pregnant, usually without the "donors" knowledge or consent.
Shaquisha went into the hotel room after the millionaire left, and committed the sperglary when she took the used condom in the trash can.
Sperglary by Bigfoot boomer April 12, 2020
Spermular
A) of or relating to extreme manliness or manly awsomeness
B)of or relating to things orgasmic and especialy great in a way that can only be described by sex
C)relating to sperm or sperm like qualities
B)of or relating to things orgasmic and especialy great in a way that can only be described by sex
C)relating to sperm or sperm like qualities
Spermular by daddydanglez December 10, 2009
sperglar
Sperm + Burglar
One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.
This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.
One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.
This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.
Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.
Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.
Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!
sperglar by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
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