Spermglary 

The unlawful theft of one's ejaculate.

When Maggie rapes Jakob Dylan and steals his ejaculate, she will be charged with first-degree spermglary.

Spermglary by blasme April 6, 2010

Spermguard

A plastic cover over keyboards, rarely seen these days but frequently used in the past. Ostensibly used to prevent the keyboard's inner workings from exposure to dust or liquids, their primary use was to make sure the keys didn't get clogged with ejaculate.

I'm glad that I had a chance to take the spermguard off of the keyboard before they used the blacklight on my office, or otherwise I'd be fired for waxing the knob when I should have been filing TPS reports.

Spermguard by Philly Dan September 25, 2009

Sperglary 

A woman who takes sperm from a used condom and later inserts it into herself in an attempt to get pregnant, usually without the "donors" knowledge or consent.

Shaquisha went into the hotel room after the millionaire left, and committed the sperglary when she took the used condom in the trash can.

Sperglary by Bigfoot boomer April 12, 2020

Spermular 

A) of or relating to extreme manliness or manly awsomeness
B)of or relating to things orgasmic and especialy great in a way that can only be described by sex
C)relating to sperm or sperm like qualities

"his abs are quite spermular" "I think being penetrated by cucumbers is sooo spermular"

Spermular by daddydanglez December 10, 2009

sperglar 

Sperm + Burglar

One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.

This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.

Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.

Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!

sperglar by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005