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Sperm Me 

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3
Sperm Me by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021

Mega Sperm

Sperm that is the size of a large rat. During ejaculation the mans penis will explode and the sperm will pop out the wound like an alien. a man with mega sperm doesnt even need to have sex to get a girl pregnant, when a man with mega sperm ejaculates every woman in a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant. mostly occurs in areas like Liverpool or East London, hence the large amount of chavvetes with kids.
Charnice: omg, you know like, my boyfriend got me pregnant.
Chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
Charnice: thats cause he has Mega Sperm, innit?
Chantelle: Yeah, like brap. lets go get a KFC and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.

Spermmelier 

A Spermmelier is an expert in the art of fellatio.

A person who frequently imbibes male orgasmic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.
"She did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus I had to hire a new spermmelier."
Spermmelier by JimX January 27, 2004

Mer Slerm 

Mer slerm is someone you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot to you.
Mer Slerm by I mean i guess... November 17, 2020

Mer Slerm 

Mer slerm is someone or some creature you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot.
Mer slerm is a beautiful dog called Ronnie.
Mer Slerm by I mean i guess... November 15, 2020