Spergweb

Spergweb was a now defunct lolcow trolling website, Chris Chan was involved for whatever reason. This derives from "sperg" - a derogatory term that describes a person with asperger syndrome.

I guess, this dude was a certified spergweb user before it got shut down.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

spermweb

Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.

"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."

by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 9, 2011