Definitions by AllKnowingJackOfTrades

spermweb 

Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.

"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."

spermweb by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 9, 2011