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Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.
"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."
by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 09, 2011
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