Spencnitis

Excessive eating disorder, in most cases it's extensive food consumption during nightime, during the day; In serious cases both. Symptoms include random temper tantrums, swelling of the stomach, terrible body odor, athletes foot, weight gain, and obesity

Spencer seems to be eating alot, he could have Spencnitis

Spencnitis by Spencinitis December 28, 2018

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spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

spendonitis by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

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Spencnitis • spenceritis • Spencitive • spendonitis

Spencitive

To get overly sensitive and deflated when someone busts your balls or points out your BS. Usually followed by staring at the ground, kicking rocks and mumbling under your breath.

Guy #1-"Yeah, Dave was trying to front on what he was "gonna do" to his bike, then I pointed out he hasn't even touched his truck yet."

Guy #2-"What happened then?"

Guy #1-"He got all spencitive and walked away mumbling something about me being a dick"

Spencitive by DublAguy October 30, 2012

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spenceritis

Being a little bitch

Bro 1: Yo I think Nolan has Spenceritis

Bro 2: What's Spenceritis?
Bro 1: It means he's a little bitch

spenceritis by Billy beater October 5, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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