Spencnitis 

Excessive eating disorder, in most cases it's extensive food consumption during nightime, during the day; In serious cases both. Symptoms include random temper tantrums, swelling of the stomach, terrible body odor, athletes foot, weight gain, and obesity

Spencer seems to be eating alot, he could have Spencnitis

Spencnitis by Spencinitis December 28, 2018

spendonitis 

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

spendonitis by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

Spencitive 

To get overly sensitive and deflated when someone busts your balls or points out your BS. Usually followed by staring at the ground, kicking rocks and mumbling under your breath.

Guy #1-"Yeah, Dave was trying to front on what he was "gonna do" to his bike, then I pointed out he hasn't even touched his truck yet."

Guy #2-"What happened then?"

Guy #1-"He got all spencitive and walked away mumbling something about me being a dick"

Spencitive by DublAguy October 30, 2012

spenceritis 

Being a little bitch

Bro 1: Yo I think Nolan has Spenceritis

Bro 2: What's Spenceritis?
Bro 1: It means he's a little bitch

spenceritis by Billy beater October 5, 2021