Spefaffle

An unspecified but small quantity of something

Q: Would you like some cake?
A: Ooooh yes please, just a spefaffle though, I'm watching my calories.

by MikePitt August 19, 2009

speffle

Retarded or "special"

"Herp da derp I'm speffle!" -- short bus passenger

by Scithe August 24, 2011

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Skedaffle

(adj.) A girl with long nipples but little or no aerola.

(adj.) A bitchy girl

Dude that girl I fucked last night was a straight up skedaffle. hahaa. you should've seen her!

Babe, quit being a skedaffle already! Your pissing me off!

by Depsouthwest October 23, 2009