speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

speese by Hakko December 21, 2003

speese

vb. to hit or beat up
adj. cool, but often used sarcastically

Hey Shawn, did you hear about how i speesed Joan on Tuesday?

Hey Pete, this meat is pretty speese!

Oh man, this homework is pretty speese! (used sarcastically)

speese by Sean Gerken April 30, 2006

speese

multiple platonic spouses

i love my speese. i met them online, but they’ve changed my life. my speese are the best.

speese by _frogs_ September 6, 2021

Speese

A verb.

A very distinct smell of BO mixed with someone letting it rip.

“Bro did you just speese in my car?”

“Yeah I just speesed all up in there”

Speese by Weebalishous May 24, 2024

Speese

A verb. A smell emitting from somebody that is so awful. So vial. So rank. BO meets satans asshole.

“Aw man did you really speese?? Roll down a window or something jeez!!”

Speese by PegPrincess May 24, 2024

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

I am speeed 

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

I am speeed by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021