Speemy

Adjective: used to describe any person, place, thing that causes other persons, places, or things maximal disgust or unease. Generally related to a chauvinistic man of middle-age or older who objectifies others and cares about them only on the basis of sexual attraction and willingness and causes others to have the "heeby-geebies".

See that guy sitting over there?

Yea. I walked past him and got the shivers.

He is so fucking speemy, dude.

by larzntherealplant August 9, 2017

speemdrum

A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.

u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.

by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022

Speedy Scrotum

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.

Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.

by LaZingara September 28, 2017

speedy gonzalito

Person with a small penis who comes too fast (twice)

Pascal is such a Speedy Gonzalito!

by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017

speedyfatslayer

one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.

he is such a speedyfatslayer.

by japanese helicopter November 29, 2011

Speedy special

When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.

I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

by Lordkeltic March 31, 2020

speecy spicy sausage

Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!

by cfs14 April 28, 2006