speedo man
speedo man by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007
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Speedo Man
A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.
He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.
Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.
Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
Speedo Man by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024
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