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Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.
Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
Speed head by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023
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speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine
I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.
speed head by ym8 September 13, 2017

sped head 

lmao cqloutqueen is a sped head
sped head by nigg3rs! February 14, 2018

Sped Head 

Someone who needs special education because they are dumb.
Frickin' sped head. Can't even use Redstone in Minecraft
Sped Head by Spph8e September 24, 2019

Sped Head 

That one kid who thinks that pouring milk before the cereal is okay and prefers eating cereal with water. Enjoys fapping to dragon hentai.
Damn that kid has no friends. He is such a Sped Head.
Sped Head by bruhmomentum-_- December 11, 2019

Sped Head 

The act of a lax boy with blonde hair getting the fucking life sucked out of his shrimp by an absolute whale of a bitch, weighing at a whopping 297 lbs!
Did I mention she also has autism🤣🤣#Sped Head
Sped Head by Seth pubes May 17, 2021

Seed Head 

It is when someones head looks a lot taller than natural, and they have physical a crease in the middle.
"Hey look, it's an seed head
Seed Head by car door handle November 5, 2018
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