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Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

spedtard 

person who is a special educated retard
spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club
spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

Spedtarded 

Being sped and retarded at the same time
"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man
Spedtarded by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

spedtardpega

When you are a sped, a retard, and a pepega at the same time
Man, Jonathan thinks 30+30 is 70, he’s such a spedtardpega
spedtardpega by cryo-kun April 18, 2021

spedmard 

The sexiest most handsomest man. With a fat juicy ass. He has a bigger cock then jared the cockster.Spedmard has the most fattest juiciest ass
Omg heres comes spedmard i just came
spedmard by Gogo125 November 23, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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