Speduardo

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a fucking moron who dissents from another country, and cant pronounce words that start with "ch" due to his heavy accent, speduardo also wears his short overly tight exposing his dick, speduardo is also a whore who cheats on his girlfriend but is too scared to leave her because "he loves her"

shut the fuck speduardo

Speduardo by Shiesty AP March 13, 2024

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Spedtard

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.

Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.

Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

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Spedtard

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard

You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!

Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

steduardo

telling a person to calm down if they are getting a bit ahead of themselves

Sally: We going out tonight?
Jim: Yeahh
Sally: Oh my god im soo excited
Jim: Steduardo love!

steduardo by MrAbs February 8, 2008

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spedtard

person who is a special educated retard

spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club

spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

Spedward

A name for a Sped or Stupid person. Also anyone with the name of David Toala Flores.

Be quiet, Spedward.

Spedward by Melman The Giraffe June 11, 2018

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Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

Spedtarded by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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