Synonym for hammered or smashed. Meaning to get high and/or drunk to an extended degree and affected by drugs to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
Origin: just made it up when chatting to some gal whom I thought was speshed
A sped shed is the Special Education classrooms, where the speds go. Its an extension to the insult "sped".
Friend: Yo you hear about the new girl?
You: No? What is it?
Friend: She's in the sped shed! For all her classes! LOL!
You: What's that?
Friend: Sped shed? It's the special ed classes!
Being speshed by somebody is like a girl in your class at school treating you like you are stupid to trick you into thinking they want to be your friend or something
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.