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Special Delievery 

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.
"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."
Special Delievery by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016
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Pizza Tower: Special Delivery + 

One of the best Pizza Tower mods there is to offer. Like, really, it is way better than Cheesed Up or Together.
Guy 1: Yo man have you heard of Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +?
Guy 2: Not really, but I've heard it is a pretty neat mod.
Guy 1: Yes it is!

special delivery 

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.
i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+ 

Its the greatest Pizza Tower mod ever. Like really great. Very very great. I dont have to explain more, its just a great pizza tower mod.
Person A: yo dude check it out its Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure

Frankie special delivery 

When a friend named frank has anal sex and then poops all over the wall. He then eats the poop and comes to your house and vomits all over you.
Lwigi: Did you see what happened to frank last night?

Mike: yea, he went to Jorge's house and then came here and gave me a Frankie Special Delivery

Lwigi: lucky!!!
Frankie special delivery by Jorgous January 26, 2009

special delivery 

After having sex with a girl, take a shit in her bed whiles she's sleeping and leave.
Man i fucked this girl last night and left her the special delivery right before i left.
special delivery by loogy888 November 27, 2006

Special Delivery Spooger 

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
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