“Ayo Emma, I haven’t had sex or masturbated in 5 years, my balls are the size of Texas holding gallons of jizz. This would be the perfect time to have your dream cum true and get Speamed.”
by The Gimp Next Door May 30, 2018

by IEATPRICKSFORBREAKFAST September 19, 2018

by Erinisabiscuit January 07, 2021

To have a mixed instant message session and real conversation with a co-worker/friend sitting next to you
by Robert McGeachy June 13, 2005
