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A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.
I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.
spazmosis by SpazOne November 22, 2011
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spazmount 

a spaz, but a fucking huge spaz
why are you such a spazmount?
spazmount by bigsoggyballs November 23, 2021
The process of losing brain cells when around stupid people. Similar to osmosis, the way plants absorb light, people can absorb stupidity. Stupidity being contagious. You CAN catch stupid.
I'm suffering the effects of spazmosis being around these idiots. Yes, you can catch stupid.
Spazmosis by RonTheBaptist August 27, 2022
If your names gets around Spartanburg, SC enough to ring out...

....you might be deemed: "Spartanburg Famous"

AKA "Spamous"
I saw Frank out at Papa Sams last night

10 different people must have spoken to him at his table

Dude is legit Spamous
Spamous by DirtyFeet81 September 4, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004