spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

by SpazOne November 22, 2011

Spazmosis

The process of losing brain cells when around stupid people. Similar to osmosis, the way plants absorb light, people can absorb stupidity. Stupidity being contagious. You CAN catch stupid.

I'm suffering the effects of spazmosis being around these idiots. Yes, you can catch stupid.

by RonTheBaptist August 27, 2022

spazmoid

A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the red dwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.

Dude get some friends and stop being such a spazmoid

by pdizzler91 June 2, 2011

Spazmoid

You tuber Callum’s corner calls his subscribers spazmoids cause his head looks like a sodding tic tac

Shut up you spazmoids , my head doesn’t looking like a sodding tic tac

by Missstealyourmanz11 August 24, 2019

spazmoid

A can of Chris

Chris, YOU are a SPAZMOID!

by Stression November 18, 2016

spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming

I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(

by Anonymous0123987 January 4, 2017