Spaunch

An all purpouse, non-descript substance.
Sometimes used as a methamphetamine-like stimulant, other times used to construct rafts and other load bearing structures.

First documented usage of the word on Church of the Subgenious affilated Radio program "Puzzeling Evidence" Hosted by Dug "Puz" Wellman, and his partner Dr. Holland Owell (Dr. Howell).

"...and so the man from Guam built his raft entireley out of Spaunch."

"Hey man you got any of that Spaunch?"

Spaunch by Spode Master September 21, 2003

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Spaunch

What happens when you throw a punk rocker into a river.

That dude with the spiked pink hair and safety pins in his brow looks spaunch.

Spaunch by Squid Mckay January 26, 2004

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Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

Spanch by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021