Spaunch

An all purpouse, non-descript substance.
Sometimes used as a methamphetamine-like stimulant, other times used to construct rafts and other load bearing structures.

First documented usage of the word on Church of the Subgenious affilated Radio program "Puzzeling Evidence" Hosted by Dug "Puz" Wellman, and his partner Dr. Holland Owell (Dr. Howell).

"...and so the man from Guam built his raft entireley out of Spaunch."

"Hey man you got any of that Spaunch?"

by Spode Master September 21, 2003

Spaunch

What happens when you throw a punk rocker into a river.

That dude with the spiked pink hair and safety pins in his brow looks spaunch.

by Squid Mckay January 26, 2004

Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021

Spanch

The destruction of Bowser via spanking.

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.

by 4Derps February 7, 2021

Spanch

When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.

I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!

by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021

spunch bop

Great Value version of SpongeBob

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

by I put the fun in funeral January 2, 2021

Spunch bob

Who broke spunchlons heart bruh???

"Nooooo! they got spunch bob yellin."

by Shitty memes March 27, 2021