Spatius 

The man with the world's smallest dick.

"Man, I'm scared that my dick is too small, but at least it will never be as small as Spatius'."

Spatius by Spatius November 28, 2018

Statius 

The act of using one or more dulled knives as sexual toys, for either men or women.

I gave her a nice hot statius, and she instantly started to bleed profusely.

Statius by mk4_1.8t February 27, 2009

spatistics 

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

spatistics by psuedolicious December 18, 2013