An overly caucasianindividual speaking spanish with an asian accent...Typically from Spasia...where they work at an establishment whos highest paid employee...greets guests, by the name of Jose Chow...and so it is written...Aorw muchos gracias!!!
You walk into a Super Fridays greeted by a robotic spasian host by the name of Jose Chow. He directs you to the bar, where you will be greeted by Padams...and egg rolls shall be flung.
A non-caucasian person of undefinable race, typically seen in Advertisements and Commercials. Spasians are chosen specifically for their appeal to both Asian and Latino viewing markets.
If your Mom is Latino and your Dad is from Asia, then you are a Spasian, just like that guy on the State Farm Commercials (or the parents of AT&T's 57th President.)
A Shaviyana is the most intelligent, fucking beautiful, like way too beautiful person. She will always make you laugh and will never let you down. She will always have your back. But don’t make her mad. Shaviyana will kill you. She is crazy and will rip your eyes out. She will fight you till you can’t speak. But she’s so beautiful and sexy so she’ll give you and 20 second head start to run away from her.