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I was stoned and realized my girlfriend was a spasian.
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An overly caucasian individual speaking spanish with an asian accent...Typically from Spasia...where they work at an establishment whos highest paid employee...greets guests, by the name of Jose Chow...and so it is written...Aorw muchos gracias!!!
You walk into a Super Fridays greeted by a robotic spasian host by the name of Jose Chow. He directs you to the bar, where you will be greeted by Padams...and egg rolls shall be flung.
Spasian by Padam September 12, 2011
A non-caucasian person of undefinable race, typically seen in Advertisements and Commercials. Spasians are chosen specifically for their appeal to both Asian and Latino viewing markets.
If your Mom is Latino and your Dad is from Asia, then you are a Spasian, just like that guy on the State Farm Commercials (or the parents of AT&T's 57th President.)
Spasian by Momsatrip September 24, 2010
"Josh you are a spasian."-eric wager
spasian by Ben Tinerino August 27, 2004
Zamn she spasian?!
Spasian by CadenLikesKids May 6, 2022
Spasino, a portmanteau of spa and casino.
Terry: "Damn. This place is luxe."
Boyle: "Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down there forever. Had I known all it'd take was a few broken bones, I would've hit him with a baseball bat years ago!"
Jake: "Mm-mm."
Boyle: "Sarge, it's a spa and a casino. A spasino!"
Jake: "One of the room service options is a carving station. ♪ Talkin' prime rib in bed! ♪ And what's this? I'm using a blanket as a napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy."
Boyle: "Real fancy."
spasino by natalie portmanteaux August 3, 2023