A town located by the border of Alberta its so absolutely boring all the kids end up being skids stuck working at the mine for the rest of their life until have to do a piss test. Sparwood is filled with a bunch of under aged kids who get sloshed each weekend and get fried on the week days eventually only two kids from each grad year will be successful.
each kid no mater how they're raised will eventually smoke weed. and if you are a Hutchinson make sure you don't fuck your cousin.
Sparwood heights kid:where do youlive other sparwood kid :Spardell...
Sparwood heights kid: i feel real bad for you
A small coal mining town in British Columbia, Canada. There is an extreme lack of things to do, which results in most of the teenagers engaging in under-age drinking. Sparwood is such a boring town that I can not think of anything else to add to this definition.
Oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.
The signoutside of Sparwood coming in:
"Haha suckers, you're in Sparwood!"
Is when this dryed up used and abuse blond lady that's had more wiener or sausage in her then hotdog buns have calles her gash the hunny pot but looks to be were a few hockey and soccer teams slammed it and ripped it wide open and banged it so hard it looks like a sparwood hunny well
When you see a vagin that's broken and beat up its called sparwood hunny well. She was givi g me a strip tease hey pretty lady I was hoping to see something nice but instead I saw the sparwood hunny well.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!