13 definitions by J-Hoax

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.