(v.) The process or completion of a guy fingering a girl in Spanish class. Accomplished by sitting extremely close and being as quiet as possible to avoid detection. Can apply to any classroom setting besides Spanish.
(v) To disappear, then reappear (either elsewhere or in the same location) as a person of Spanish descent.
Person 1: So, yeah, we should have no problem meeting our Third Quarter Profit Margin- *POOF!*-GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!
Person 2: Holy shit! That guy just spanished into thin air!