Spanished

(v.) The process or completion of a guy fingering a girl in Spanish class. Accomplished by sitting extremely close and being as quiet as possible to avoid detection. Can apply to any classroom setting besides Spanish.

Dude, did you hear that your sister got Spanished by that that sophomore in math class???

by Spanish Class Hero October 27, 2011

spanished

(v) To disappear, then reappear (either elsewhere or in the same location) as a person of Spanish descent.

Person 1: So, yeah, we should have no problem meeting our Third Quarter Profit Margin- *POOF!*-GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!
Person 2: Holy shit! That guy just spanished into thin air!

by BSullivan March 14, 2008

spanished

To appropriate someones food or other items.

Damn it, who spanished my biscuits!?

by HairyMilk December 26, 2008

ricky spanish

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.

Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!

by Brody Male October 3, 2017

Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

The Spanish Inquisition

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?

by ImTheLocalIdiot May 25, 2021