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spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.
by Big Johnson 1195 June 20, 2010
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When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
I just gave that bird a Spanish Omelet, she loved it !
by Michilla October 31, 2007
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spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)
we are going to cook a spanish omelette
by Pedroparri September 21, 2007
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After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.
Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.
by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008
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Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled
Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night
by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018
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When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
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During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet
The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.
by DLams June 18, 2007
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