A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative

This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.

Spandexter by heathcat March 29, 2012

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shandestiny

most amazing girl you will ever meet, an amazing girl who will be your best friend for Life! you could NEVER REPLACE HER. She has a big and cutest ass ever. A person you cannot get out of your mind, has beautiful eyes and a smile that makes someone fall in love, also a very simple girl, she can be very irritant. She can also be the BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER, she will be the kind of girlfriend who will love you more than anything, she will make you happier, an Shandestiny also heals a broken heart, she will do anything to make you smile and wouldn’t cheat or replace anyone even if she got paid, she doesn't need expensive jewellery ect the simpler the better it is for an Shandestiny ,she is the girl that will always know when someone is not ok regards if she is with them or not, and most of the times she doesn't even try and she can make someone's life better, if you know an Shandestiny make sure you appreciate what you have because everyone in the world should have someone like her in their lives.

I agree i had a broken heart because my ex cheated on me, but once i met my girl (shandestiny ) my heart is like new there is no way to explain how she completes my life and makes my day worth it, i love her to bits.

shandestiny by babygulnae December 12, 2019

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Spaztexting

You write something, that doesn't make sense, and yet still send it because you found it funny.

Or you write something that does make sense, but your phone auto-corrects it into something ridiculous.

Yeah am gonna Kick you up and down baby - spaztexting

Spaztexting by Danialson February 3, 2010

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Spantexting

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

Spantexting by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010