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Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.
Brah, welcome to Spandextin!
Spandextin by Propitious13 April 1, 2011
Words you can keep

spandexing 

Something that is really awesome or sexy
Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.
spandexing by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

Spandexter

A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative
This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.
Spandexter by heathcat March 29, 2012

shandestiny

most amazing girl you will ever meet, an amazing girl who will be your best friend for Life! you could NEVER REPLACE HER. She has a big and cutest ass ever. A person you cannot get out of your mind, has beautiful eyes and a smile that makes someone fall in love, also a very simple girl, she can be very irritant. She can also be the BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER, she will be the kind of girlfriend who will love you more than anything, she will make you happier, an Shandestiny also heals a broken heart, she will do anything to make you smile and wouldn’t cheat or replace anyone even if she got paid, she doesn't need expensive jewellery ect the simpler the better it is for an Shandestiny ,she is the girl that will always know when someone is not ok regards if she is with them or not, and most of the times she doesn't even try and she can make someone's life better, if you know an Shandestiny make sure you appreciate what you have because everyone in the world should have someone like her in their lives.
I agree i had a broken heart because my ex cheated on me, but once i met my girl (shandestiny ) my heart is like new there is no way to explain how she completes my life and makes my day worth it, i love her to bits.
shandestiny by babygulnae December 12, 2019

Spaztexting 

You write something, that doesn't make sense, and yet still send it because you found it funny.

Or you write something that does make sense, but your phone auto-corrects it into something ridiculous.
Yeah am gonna Kick you up and down baby - spaztexting
Spaztexting by Danialson February 3, 2010

Spantexting 

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.
Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.
Spantexting by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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