Spandexter

A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative

This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.

by heathcat March 29, 2012

Sandeater

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.

“Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”

by Razak June 11, 2018

Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.

Brah, welcome to Spandextin!

by Propitious13 April 1, 2011

Spaneuter

A gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms "spay" and "neuter." This word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, "spay and neuter."

Animal rights activist: "Everyone should spay and neuter their pets. If you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that bitch in heat to get spayed!"

Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."

by austicoatk March 16, 2010

Spandexew

When someone squeezes their XXXL body into Size 0 lime green Spandex and is confident.

"Ew, that spandexew is just ew. "
"What spandex? Ew.

by Escapeb4u March 26, 2021

SpandexLegacy

To be SpandexLegacy'd is to be owned at anything to the extreme max.

You just got SpandexLegacy'd by that guy!

by Gimp-Duffy April 6, 2008

Sandeater

a person who is very smart and amazing and eats sand

person1: “oh my gosh you saved my life, you’re a sandeater!”
person2: “no problem!”

by Sand eater December 30, 2022