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spaghetti sex 

When you make spaghetti before or after sex, preferably with coconut oil as part of the topping.
Last night was awesome. We ate spaghetti sex and used the extra coconut oil to have a great time in bed.
spaghetti sex by CocoKing April 3, 2017
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Spaghetti Sex 

You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.
Aww yes little timmy this spaghetti sex turns me on so much I think I'm gonna cum!

spaghetti sex 

spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!
spaghetti sex by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021

Sex Spaghetti 

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.
Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.
Sex Spaghetti by C    September 27, 2007

Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks 

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)
Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

spaghettisexual 

Straight, until things get hot and steamy.
Ryan Reynolds seems like he's probably spaghettisexual.
spaghettisexual by MattWill03 June 11, 2017

sexghetti 

The act of making love up to aggressive intercourse on a bed completely covered in cooked spaghetti and bolognese sauce.
In the supermarket: 'Hey what sauce should we use for sexghetti tonight? ' Common response: 'nothing spicy like last time'
sexghetti by boysy October 3, 2017
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