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When you make spaghetti before or after sex, preferably with coconut oil as part of the topping.

Last night was awesome. We ate spaghetti sex and used the extra coconut oil to have a great time in bed.

spaghetti sex by CocoKing April 3, 2017

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Spaghetti Sex

You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.

Aww yes little timmy this spaghetti sex turns me on so much I think I'm gonna cum!

Spaghetti Sex by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 7, 2018

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spaghetti sex

spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼

want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!

spaghetti sex by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021

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Sex Spaghetti

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.

Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.

Sex Spaghetti by C September 27, 2007

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Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks by ToadNipps November 29, 2020

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spaghettisexual

Straight, until things get hot and steamy.

Ryan Reynolds seems like he's probably spaghettisexual.

spaghettisexual by MattWill03 June 11, 2017

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sexghetti

The act of making love up to aggressive intercourse on a bed completely covered in cooked spaghetti and bolognese sauce.

In the supermarket: 'Hey what sauce should we use for sexghetti tonight? ' Common response: 'nothing spicy like last time'

sexghetti by boysy October 3, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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