Smackwad 

Akin to Smacktard slightly less offensive however. One can often call their friends a smackwad without being punched in the nuts on account of it not implying they are a retard... just a jerk. While -wad can be applied to a multitude of derogatory terms to imply the person is not just a 'jerk' for instance but a WAD of it (emphasis), smackwad is one of those words you can use is everyday conversation without really offending anybody enough to suffer repercussions.

A fool, a jerk

A: "I just swore infront of our head of year and she flipped on me..."
C: "Smackwad..."

C: "Aah! You spilled crap on me. Jesus, when will you stop being a smackwad?!"

Smackwad by TopherD November 10, 2008

SmackDaddy 

A person of great stature. The one who tells it like it is. A person who represents what everyone else wishes they could be.

SmackDaddy by inya May 14, 2003

Smackadoobie

French for a wild card. Hence it may be used in any circumstance or situation one might find himself/herself in.

A wild card is a phrase that can be used in place of any noun, verb, pronoun, and/or adjective. (Excluding adverbs)

Derived from French dialect in the mid 1699's as a naval code word to express a feeling of doubt or horror. It has since taken on a different form of meaning in today's society.

bryan and chuck met a girl who had a nice set of smackaboodies.

while watching a tv informercial on water aerobics, i got a sharp smackadoobie.

i watched a live smackaboodie get fried up on the food network.

Smackadoobie by TommyT17 October 15, 2009

Slackwad

Slacker.

You slackwads better clean your bedrooms or I'll get the belt out.

Slackwad by Dugrhill December 27, 2010

Smackadilly 

A rude person; one who has no humor

Sally: Did you see Chad at the party?
Trish: No, but I saw Robby.
Sally: And?
Trish: He was being a smackadilly.

Smackadilly by thesilentfalcon January 3, 2011

Smackadamia 

A name for a girl’s woo-hoo that is of a higher class. It contains magical powers that may incite excitable and uncontrollable responses. In many countries it is considered kryptonite to the sausage king. Smackadamia nuts mature after flowering and must be allowed to ripen. Machinery for cracking the shell has been designed for processing purposes, in addition to several efficient hand-operated crackers, which produce a nut undamaged.

Her Smackadamia is out of control. It is like kryptonite to my soul.

Smackadamia by Smackadamias July 28, 2009

smackadoodle 

originated from the days long past.
to chillax at headquarters.
could include: cooking, sleeping, the remedy, after hours, reu reu, johnny, maroon5, toxic, bsb, ubi dubi.

"lets go smackadoodle before the game."

smackadoodle by rosmollsyd February 29, 2004