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Airsick Spaceman 

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.
John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman
Airsick Spaceman by bobmek January 24, 2018

Arizona Spaceman 

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."
So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

Spaceman bed sheets 

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.
"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

spacelag 

Reduced muscular co-ordination, diminished mental faculties leading to extra long reaction time taken by someone who is stoned.

Its like jetlag except here your coming back from outer space.
It took Jack 20 minutes to open the can of cola - he is soooo spacelagged.
spacelag by ShreyZ December 14, 2010

Spacebang 

A spacebang is a battle in space containing many explosions and all-around amazingness. There is absolutely no connection to the beautiful act of making love in space. None.
"Star Wars sure was a sweet spacebang movie!"
Spacebang by Spacebanger February 10, 2014

Spaceman Toe 

A large toe on the foot that is reminiscent of a space man's helmet.
Did you see that girls toe? She has a spaceman Toe!!
Spaceman Toe by pharmman March 18, 2009