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shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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similar to z0rz. A suffix you can add to any word of your choosing. NSFW; use at your discretion.
Boss: How did you move over all that information on to the spreadsheet so quickly?
You: Copy and pastesticles.
sticles by dakdakdouken October 6, 2017

Shiticles 

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
Shiticles by URGFsBF April 29, 2011

spiticles 

1. The spit given off while talking
2. Pyroclastic (volcanic) rock.
1. That dumb clod got spiticles all over me whole talking about how much she loves J.B
2. The spiticles hit Tim straight on, killing him instantly.

snosticles 

Dripping glops of goo found in the deepest parts of the New York City subway system. Coined by subway explorer Steve Duncan in the new documentary 'Undercity' by filmmaker Andrew Wonder.
Snosticles: like mung, only more gelatinous. :D
snosticles by Tour_Scriber January 5, 2011

shiticles 

the feeling of being cold; usually stuck in a cold bathroom at a greasy spoon diner, disposing of a weeks worth of meals.
Holy shiticles, I need to hurry before I get stuck in here.
shiticles by elank54 July 28, 2010